First, cook your ground beef sausage in a skillet over medium heat until it's nicely browned and crumbled. Drain it on a paper towel-lined plate. In the same skillet, cook the turkey bacon until crisp, then crumble it once it cools.
In a mixing bowl, whisk together the eggs, finely diced red bell pepper, milk, and black pepper. Pour this mixture into a non-stick skillet and cook over medium heat, stirring until the eggs are soft and just set. Set them aside.
Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and lightly grease a 9x13-inch baking dish. Unroll the two cans of crescent dough on a clean work surface. Gently press the perforated seams together to create two large, solid rectangles of dough.
Spread the chive and onion cream cheese evenly over both dough rectangles. Sprinkle the scrambled eggs, crumbled sausage, crispy bacon, and shredded cheddar cheese over the top, leaving a small border around the edges to help with sealing.
Carefully roll each rectangle up tightly from the long side to form a log. Use a sharp, serrated knife to slice each log into six equal rolls. Place the rolls cut-side up in your prepared baking dish and bake for 24-26 minutes until golden.